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Sir Loin is a Graduate of Bowser University

with a Degree in Puppyism.

He has also received his

Masters  Degree

after successfully
completing his
Thesis at Cambridge, in England,
as a Roads Scholar in
"DOGMA"

Here on this page "Sir Loin" offers us his

Top 10
Morsels of Wisdom

on The Art of Canine and Human Relations
as they should be.

– THE TOP 10 –

  1. (1) When puppies are teething - give them "crushed ice" in a bowl to sooth their gums - as they get bigger and are no longer teething, change it to "ice cubes" - it will keep them cool and refreshed.

  1. (2) Make sure your puppy has plenty of his own toys to play with - offer a new toy every day! This will decrease the chance of them chewing on your favorite things!

  2. (3) Never "cage" your dog while you are away from home. Train your dog instead and take the time to play with him/her. Give your dog plenty of exercise. Besides, we all know that cages are for cats!

  1. (4) Riding in the car can be an exciting event. However, ensure that your dog is never left in a car without ventilation or water. Otherwise, don't leave them in the car!

  2. (5) Take your dog on vacation with your family! They are family too! Don't leave them at the kennel - that crowd changes daily!

  3. (6) If there is room in your current family, adopt a dog!

  4. (7) Dogs shouldn't be given as presents, or to children under the age of 5!

  5. (8) Never name your dog after a living relative!

  6. (9) Invisible fencing in the yard is a form of neglect, take time to properly train your dog and enjoy your yard with your dog!
  7. (10) Support your local ASPCA (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) - they really do a great job! If you see a dog in trouble, call your local ASPCA immediately!

Sir Loin is a "Student of Life" and is always interested in
hearing of new and enlightening ways to improve the
relationships between the
Canine World and that of
the
Human persons.If you have a suggestion on these
matters, use the suggestion box form below

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Tips for the Month of FEBRUARY

" February is Valentine's month. Remember - no chocolates, but you should buy your pal a Valentine's gift." Submitted by: Vern



" take the time and go to a dog park so he or she will be able to get along with other dogs, as with family is fun as well. " Submitted by: Donna



" Always take time to play with your dog, so it won't feel neglected. If you have no time, give him/her a toy or two to play with." Submitted by: Chelsea



" Fido climbing over or digging under the fence? Find solutions to this canine Houdini's trick at www.petsforlife.org" Submitted by: petsforlife.com



" i love animals and i suggest that the spca here in san antonio tx do their job better. aren't they suppose to care if a dog is in the streets??? I called once because a dog was on the axis road and they said they dont pick up animals. i was so sad and hurt. I felt like they didn't take responsibility enough for their job. thanks" Submitted by: Yaddira



" We recently realized that our Veterinarian wasn't as good as we thought all these years. We had a problem with our dog's eye and he wanted to immediately do surgery. We got a second (and third) opinion and found that there are some really great (and very successful) alternatives to surgery. Please take the time to find the "best" care for your pal." Submitted by: Madilyn Jasper



" Our dog is older now and we found that a fleece coat is great for those cold walks. He really loves it and struts his stuffwhen he's wearing it. " submitted by: Alex



" Please do NOT leave dog outside in cold weather. God is watching you." submitted by: Father Thomas



" Check out your dog food carefully. The ingredients are listed in order of content. Look for chicken, fish, lamb and other healthy ingredients as the first 4 ingredients. If they are not listed, then find another brand." submitted by: Jack



" Put your dogs food bowl in the dishwasher at least once a week to kill the germs." submitted by: Frank



" When house training a puppy make sure to take them outside frequently to go - especially after they eat and when they wake from sleeping in the morning and during the day." submitted by: Thomas



" We give dogs the time we can spare, space we can spare, and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It is the best deal man has ever made." Attributed to: M Facklam



" I wonder if other dogs think that poodles are members of a weird religious cult." Attributed to: Rita Rudner



" The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." Attributed to: Author unknown



" Don't accept your dogs admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." Attributed to: Ann Landers



" There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Attributed to: Ben Williams



" No dog should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." Attributed to: Fran Lebowitz, journalist and author (b. 1951)



" A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perserverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." Attributed to: Robert Benchley)



THIS IS SOME GOOD ADVICE!

If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind
in your face to be
pure ecstasy.

Let others know when they've
invaded your territory.

Take naps. Stretch before rising.
Run, romp and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

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Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

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On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout...run right back and make friends.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

"submitted by " Friends respectively, in the following order: Vern, Donna, Chelsea, petsforlife.com, Yaddira, Madilyn Jasper, Alex, Father Thomas, Jack, Frank, Thomas, M. Facklam, Rita Rudner, Author Unknown, Ann Landers, Ben Williams, Fran ebowitz, Robert Benchley.
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